yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

tuxedoandex:

omgtsn:

highnoonhex:

mistahgrundy:

kat-reverie:

omgtsn:

a masterpost

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

SPOOPY BUS

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

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jesus christ

adding kim kardashian’s ass to the list of butts I wanna take a bite out of

Chris Isaak - Wicked Game
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Chris Isaak - Wicked Game

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

pardonmewhileipanic:

sicknymph:

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coconutoil97:

coachcrewneck:

emeraldjade:

galixies:

when u tryna help out ya ugly friend

*screaming*

I’m the friend

please delete this rn

funniest vine everrrr

*wheezing* THAT FUCKING HEAD

Grimes for V Magazine’s “Girls Of Now”